Exclusive: Shocking Photos!
Dear Special Readers,
I had an amazing video planned for you today depicting flying trapeze acts by your favorite now-completely-irrelevant stars from the 1980s. As important as it is for you to see that video, it will have to wait until next Friday.
And I promise you, this is even better than seeing EXCLUSIVE: SHOCKING PHOTOS! of Jennifer Aniston’s cellulite.
For some time now, Jules from Go Guilty Pleasures! — A.K.A. Toothpaste Girl, A.K.A. Chipumunk Groupie, A.K.A. Funny as F**k — has been generously providing her readers with Go Guilty Pleasures! snap bracelets — yes, those lovable wrist accessories from days gone by, those wearable toys once confiscated by teachers in the millions.
Well, this is what my husband retrieved from our mailbox last month:
I’m sorry to report that, due to popular demand, these snap bracelets are no longer available. (All together now: Awwwwwww.) But I know you’ll be happy for me that I got the pleasure of scoring not one but two!
As part of the strict stipulations stated in my Go Guilty Pleasures! Snap Bracelet Contract, I had to take photos of myself wearing the bracelets.
Today Jules has posted them here on her blog, along with a letter from yours truly and along with photos of a couple of other grateful recipients.
Due to the severe flashback-induced whiplash I suffered upon receipt of the snap bracelets, I temporarily blacked out. When I awoke I was wearing a snap bracelet choker and an exact replica of Donna Martin’s 90210 homecoming dress. Which understandably led to a compelling desire to recreate my 1993 senior class photo shoot. Which I’m sure you’ll agree is quite SHOCKING!
I am providing you with mere teasers here — you will not be able to see the full photos anywhere except here on Jules’ blog. Which I’m sure you’ll agree makes them quite EXCLUSIVE!
Your friend in flashbacks that usually don’t lead to mild traumatic brain injuries,
P.S. If my dog looks scared, it’s because she is — and you should be too.