What the . . . ’80s Movie Musical Montage?
Today: What the ’80s Movie Musical Montage?
It goes without saying that I love ’80s movies. But I’ll say it anyway.
I love the ’80s hair. I love the ’80s clothes. I love the ’80s plotlines. I love the ’80s dialogue. Actually, I hate all those things. But I love to hate them.
Often times there’s a big challenge to be faced. Often times that challenge seems insurmountable. Often times I will repeat phrases in my blog posts.
What a pickle. What a crisis. There’s no way this will end well. I can’t even watch. It’s just too much. Sweet Baby Jesus, please help them.
But then — thank goodness — that’s when the Kickin’ Ass Music starts up.
And you know right then that it’ll all be fine.
Yes, with a choice score of Kickin’ Ass Music, I can be reassured that our ’80s friends will make it through. I know they will overcome obstacles. I know they will make us proud.
The Breakfast Club will dance their way past the social divide.
Rocky will be “getting stronger”.
The Barnacle will sail again.
And Daniel-san will apply his 98-pounds of Karate Kid muscle to waxing some bully ass.
Because he’s the best. Around.
The musical montage even said so.